- awoken after 12 hour sleep, in which I dreamt overly sexual things about people I don't consider attractive. It was one of those dreams where it takes you a minute to REALISE it didn't actually happen. I was ready to text my friend and apologies immensely. "I don't know what came over me, I'm sorry. I was utterly convinced I'd never make a porno. Especially with two girls. For some reason it was supposed to be a joke. I'm so sorry."
I definitly overshared, but you get the point. It was an awkward, and impossible dream. I don't know why I had to apolgise to my friend but anyway, for a second I thought I did have lesbian sex with two random girls. But it's okay people, I didn't. And the dream wasn't in that much detail so don't worry about it.
- went to work, where I had a girl suggest to play "the lovely ice cream game" in which the participants, being 6 year old children, had to lick me. Which I refused to do, because I'd feel uncomfortable and sticky and would end up being fired.
So another kid suggested Tiggy, which I had vivid images of a kid falling over and smaking their face on a rail and having their teeth pour out into my hands.
So I suggested duck duck goose, Simon says, that game with the giant and the treasure or whatever.which all recieved a giant amount of groans. So I decided we'd play "walking Tiggy" which consisted of 15 children walking around in a circle trying to grab eachother in slow motion. And it was safe to say it was one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen.
- I cut up my Frankie magazines and put some photos on my wall. a little bit of me died on the inside every time I ruined a page by violently ripping it out and blutacking it to my wall, knowing in a month I'll rip them all down in a rage and then REALISE I ruined my magazines for nothing.
