Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Tumblr and it's fucking stereotype


People shouldn't openly admit how lonely they are on Tumblr because it's awkward when the person they like begins to stalk them.

My friend Elsa, along with Naima, owns disposable-beauties where they post photos they take with disposable cameras. They come up with some really nice photos. Except where I'm featured in them and look considerably drunk and unattractive.
With Tumblr comes reblogging, which comes people reblogging photos of me over 500 times. People I don't know have photos of me on their Tumblrs.
This would be nice if it wasn't for the fact that they weren't reblogging because of me. More, because of my attractive friend Dylan, and I'm the repulsive whale in the corner of the photo.

The number one issue I have with Tumblr is that people just reblog photos of other peoples lives, pretending like it's their own, or openly wishing they lived a life full of beautiful rebellious people and their weed. You're pretty much creating a photo album of cooler things you could be doing with your time. But your not. Because most of the people reblogging those photos are 14 years old and alone in their bedroom all weekend.

People also shouldn't spend more than two minutes on teenage girl Tumblrs because you will be left feeling hideously fat and ugly if you stare at hot girls in their ratty and ripped, yet disguised expensive General Pants Co. clothing for too long.

I also hate Tumblr because it's full of secret wannabe hipster kids who pretend they hate hipster kids so that they are a hipster. Triangles are so hipster. But I do remember the time where you had triangles all over your About Me, and were quick to remove them as soon as the first anti-hipster triangle picture was released into the pathetic internet ocean of depressed adolescent girls and sexuality-confused guys.

Also when peoples url's are like barbiesacunt and ilikegettingfuckedintheasswhiledoingcrack

Or when people repeatedly post photos of people having sex and doing drugs to express their frightening rebellion against authority and delinquent-like persona.