zephyrinths

I am the fucking queen of saying things you just shouldn't say. Do I think before I talk? Not really. I don't regularly say openly mean things because 1. I don't think mean thoughts 2. I'm not witty enough to come up with a comment. But I just say the definite shit you're not supposed to say to the people you're not supposed to say it to. I have absolutely no judgement of situation and will often be the one to let the secret slip. I can keep secrets easily if I'm told not to tell anyone. But people often leave out that fact or I will find the situation to be appropriate when its not. Anyway, I'm hilarious and incredibly embarrassing and sometimes I fuck myself over so much and I'm the queen of awkward situations. I need to learn how to think and also talk quieter.